Teo or whatever

English

Here for sex. Wild but handled mild is my preference. Lost my religion but still love revisiting certain biblical-sourced stories. I mean I definitely would love to be the 'Earth' being flooded for 40 days and nights. Noah Joke! Maybe use that walking staff (or "snake" if that's the thing you have to work with) and see if we might get my legs parted like Moses when he parted the sea for a brief moment to cross over towards the Holy Land. When done, I need you to release the waters to re-flood my seafloor (hole) which by this point...you get the idea. Rather than give the Holy Book some sort of extreme makeover (perv pig edition) I will give some quick info since most people don't read these often anyhow. Let's see. I am short, furry, sometimes loud when orgasming, millennial who gets into deep raw insemination-lovemaking kind of sex with skin rubbing until our fucking results in you deep cumming into my gut leaving me filled with some of ultimately. Man do I miss bathhouses and having multiple people who just enjoy having sex with little complication attached while we hang out and orgasm off (and in) each other. I am not hung (5-ish in.) and I am comfortable with people knowing that. I often even make fun of my penis for being on the lower end of most people's scale and can take jokes about my dick the same way I hope to take your actual dick maybe someday which of course means with a degree of pleasure we can both get off (and in) each other about. It's not unusual to find me laid back doing that thing I think nearly all men get into...beating off to porn and having a good time. I definitely love beating off but barebacking with someone(s) is handily my preferred means that I hope to orgasm from. Like is a fiesta and sometimes the fiesta has to end. It can be hard to find yourself wanting to walk away from the fun and the addiction the environment brings. I say that because I have been on and off that rollercoaster and it's left me nuanced and it's a matter of often taking care of yourself and not getting so burnt out. I could keep going but this was kind of hard...like I hope you get to be when you're "busting doze nutz!" Clearly I have begun transitioning towards the next phase of my life which is why the dad jokes are just too much to tolerate. Since I the transformation hasn't been completed yet, I am hoping to get as much as can be reasonably gained before I start getting hit up by the next generation of young adults seeking their "part-time papa" which they assume must be me because of my flailing fashion choices and archive worthy connection to old millennial pop-culture emo nonsense I secretly still kind of hold on to. To close out this horny, sometimes offensive, immature, and generally seething with desperation often associated with your common cum dumpster in a rural state, I would just like to say to recap that I make a decent gift for someone who has a fetish for disposable sex partners that don't need (or want) to be gift wrapped. Shareable or regift-able with minimal packaging to work around. Any other inquiries, feel completely free asking. Have a good one fellas #bbbh #otter #teamcatch #plzrecycle #

Gemini

Slim

5' 2 (1.57 m)

Brown

Caucasian, Hispanic/latino

Committed Relationships

No

Yes

Eyes

Black

Yes

Some College

Work At Home

Other

With Roomate(s)

Friends Come Over Occasionally

Yes - Socially

Average Joe

Loud, Observant, Friendly, Flirtatious, Strange

Photography, Music, Internet, Camping, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Sleeping

Troublemaker, Obscure, Goofy

Not Religious

Never

Very Liberal

Having Dawson's Life from TIM

Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Re-runs

Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Adult

Country, Rock, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk

News, Business, Classic, Computers, Fantasy, Health, Humor, Political, Reference, Satire, Science, Technical, Romance, Erotica

Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed