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I'm a bottom that loves sex. Fuck me .
Age 70 From Charleston, West Virginia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

First name  
Dave
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
nsa fun. I'll do anything that doesn't include pain, blood or body fluids.
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Retired
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Reading, Sports, Tv, Games, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
A lot of sex
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Being spit-roasted
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
Private
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Goofy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Sex and more sex

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Flirtatiousness, Boldness, Sensitivity, Humor
What Do You Look For?  
A big cock
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Intimate
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